The Nutella Monologues

So many things are spinning through my head right now: Christmas cards, weekend parties (so many! I guess my ratings are going up!), talking to Steph on Sunday, getting tipsy on sidecars with Abby, the Christmas pornography special, eating a vat of ice-cream after waiting 4 hours for a meal, being a dork with Christoph at the yoga marketplace, baking key lime pie in winter (so seasonal! so apt!), Brokeback Mountain (brutish and beautiful, I cried during the sex scene; there was something so urgent about it), etc. I have a feeling everything's going to implode tomorrow, but right now I feel weirdly giggly. I think the Nutella has gone to my head. Can you OD on hazelnuts?

Oh, and there was that moment when my friend gave me his address in San Marino, and I shrieked, "dolphins, right? there are dolphins?" and he said, "Dan Marino??"
Or today when I referenced Ebonics (actually meaning "phonics") in a very serious conversation about disabled children. Yup, class all the way...